Programming languages

Quick summary of programming languages.

Assembly

• Terse, but pedantic as fuck.
  • Small programs are simple to write, but larger ones become an unwieldy and complex mess in most cases.
• Based Motorola ASM, so many variants, so much serial port downloading.
• x86 ASM is pretty neat too, also known as PC ASM. Pain in the ass because AT&T is the UNIX standard, and Intel is the DOS standard and they are so close but its the little things that are different. Enough different to be a pain in the dick.
• Not portable. This is as close to the metal as you get without writing actual machine op codes. Each instruction IS a 1:1 mapping to a machine opcode. Each CPU architecture has a different set of instructions.
• Currently, Intel x86-64 ASM is the largest instruction set.
• Two main ASM syntaxes: AT&T syntax and Intel Syntax

C

• Designed to be a "portable assembly language"
• Small, simple language whose parts compose well
• Very small standard library
• Lingua franca for big libraries and APIs
  • If it has no C API, it's probably shit
• Very mature compilers that produce extremely fast, well-optimized code
• Implementations for pretty much every architecture or platform imaginable
  • If some hardware doesn't have a C compiler for it, chances are it doesn't matter in the first place
• Lots of things are left undefined so that implementations can make the best choice possible in terms of speed
• Potentially dangerous to write for the uninitiated
  • You manage your own resources yourself
  • You perform your own safety checks if you want them
  • Absolutely no hand-holding
  • Undefined behavior where anything can happen
• Will force you to learn a lot about memory and lower level issues
• Pretty much the only sane choice for systems and embedded programming
• Can also be used for applications programming

C++

• Very, very large and feature-filled language
• Considered verbose at times
• C, but with OOP on top, and massive set of massive libraries
• Considered dangerous to write in because, like C, there is no memory management
• Almost as fast as C
• Not very orthogonal and features frequently clash with each other
• Despite being called C/C++ frequently, good C++ is completely different from good C

C#

• What Java should have been
• Runs on .NET or the Mono framework (Mono framework allowing you to run it on GNU/Linux)
• Is very similar to Java, with some extra stuff borrowed from C++ and Haskell
• Dubious legal situation because parts of the language are encumbered with MS patent.

Java

• Very portable; compiling down to bytecode, which is then executed by the JVM
• Object oriented language
• Very large and enterprise
• Huge libraries and a lot of software is written in it
• Very verbose APIs
• Receives a lot of undue criticism
• Can be convoluted to write in sometimes
• Is made fun of for the design patterns people use with it, and for the verbose naming schemes often used

Haskell

• Extremely expressive, offers abstraction capabilities near Lisp
• Focuses on pure functional programming and type systems
• Very rigid language, if you do something wrong, it probably won't even compile
• Takes a lot of time to learn completely
• Can be unwieldy for inherently stateful problems

Lisp

• Family of programming languages which have the most notable features of using fully parenthesized prefix notation and being homoiconic.
• Intially appeared in 1958.
• Lisp is said to change the way one thinks about programming, because it exposes the abstraxt syntax tree to the programmer for modification and extension of the language itself to fit the domain-specific needs of a particular task.
• No (visible) limit to abstraction

Perl

• Very tacit and unreadable syntax
• Called a "swiss army chainsaw" for its versatility
• Slow for non-procedural tasks
• Dynamic grammar makes it fun to write impossible code
• Hated by Python fanboys worldwide
• Can be OO, imperative, and even has functional elements.

Python

• Very easy to read and simple (and fun) to write
• Kinda slow
• Uses whitespace indentation to separate logical blocks
• Excellent for scripting
• Considered the antithesis of Perl
• Can be OO, imperative, and even has functional elements.

Ruby

• Focus on programmer happiness
• Fully object-oriented
• Elegant, readable code
• As slow as any dynamic language will be
• Excellent for general-purpose programming, scripting, text processing and web dev

Erlang

• Makes concurrency/multithread shit a breeze.
• Uses a specialised VM that has a hard time crunching numbers, and an even harder time handling strings.

BASIC

• >It can do anything C can do, guise!!1
• Lots of property implementations, only a few decent FOSS ones.
• Still slower than C
• >muh goto

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