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FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK I CAN'T CLICK THE BOOK, FATHER DAD DAD THIS BOOK IS ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY THAT IS BEYOND MY MIND, AS I HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY FATHER THE BOOK IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES I AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING ARE DIGITAL AND THUS CLICKING THE BOOK YIELDS UNSATISFACTORY RESULTS WHEN COMPARED TO THE DIGITAL DEVICES THAT HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACR AFTER THE TURN OF THE CENTURY FATHER PLEASE INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOK WITH YOUR SUPERIOR MIND YOU WERE BORN IN THE LATE 1970S AND THUS YOUR REALM OF KNOWLEDGE WOULD MOST LIKELY ENCOMPASS THE HANDLING AND OPERATION OF THIS ANCIENT TOME FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK

At this point there's no excuse for baby boomers still in the workforce to be technologically inept anymore It's just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard "Why is it asking for a password?", Because you're logging into something, Martha. That's how it's been for the last 20 fucking years. "How do I do this, Can you show me?" No, Jeb, you can Google it like the rest of us. You've been an engineer and working with computers for 35 years. Why would I waste time when some 12 year old indian kid on youtube can walk you through it far more clearly? It requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it work Your generation was smart enough to create a giant hole in the ozone, but not smart enough to realize you have the near entirety of human knowledge at your disposal just by typing in a few words? Give me a break "I'm not tech savvy", No, you just refuse to learn despite most modern software being idiot proof, stuck in your ways out of entitlement.

The worst part is after you help an old fuck 9 times out of 10, they'l give you some kind of bullshit passive-aggressive thank you along the lines of "Oh, I guess you young people have to know something about those phones you're always on, huh?" Give me a fucking break Greg. Maybe we're staring at them because it's less depressing to be distracted instead of coming to terms with the fact our planet is literally dying. It's not my fault your wife hasn't had sex with you since 2006. Go away.

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened. What do you mean you set your phone to Japanese on accident Deborah? There's like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there. "I think it's because l got a virus". No, Arthur, it's not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated and probably ugly grandchildren. I just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can't figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions right in front of them.