Tesla

Tesla

Tesla is a shilled EV car company bought by normie tech god Elon Musk. Used to be System76 on wheels, It's all Apple motors now.

The Master plan

Tesla's plan is to make a Netflix based subscription where you rent the car for transportation with a botnet app that zucks your data. Tesla struggled to make the platform dubbed 'Autopilot' due to the fact that they refuse to make their cars suitable for Full-Self Driving, I'M NOT JOKING, IT'S GARBAGE. The Intel Atom spyware ain't gonna cut it, and yet the media and their reddit cult believed it's a Quantum PC made by elon himself.

Models

The company produces couple high end cars, ranging from 40000$ to 500000$, with the Model 3 Being the most popular. Other noteworthy models include:

Model X Model S - Demoed with Soyberpunk 2077 Model Y Cybermeme 2077 The horribly delayed Semi-Trailer The Roadster